oozing stupid

Oozing Stupid - when someone is so stupid it oozes out of them and into everything around them.

She is so dumb she is oozing stupid everywhere.

by DiKeich June 5, 2014

Burnt Stupid

An adult beverage made thusly:

Ingredients:
Box of wine
sugar cone
151 rum

Directions:
Heat box of wine.
Place grilling grate on top of pot, and place sugar cone on it.
Pour 151 rum over the sugar and light on fire.

Drink warm.

It smells like.... Burnt Stupid!!!!

by The Original Dave October 7, 2008

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

hookah stupid

Noun: A deep stupor achieved from inhaling too much hookah smoke.

Luke was nupping so hard after getting hookah stupid.

by deep nupping November 8, 2013

Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

wrist stupid

Exspensive item on your wrist! Like gold/diamond watch or bracelets

Flexing on them haters with this wrist stupid!!!

by RoyaltyBitch April 19, 2018

stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019