Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
Did that guy just jump out of that girls truck without any pants on?! Oh God his squirrel pouch is exposed!
by mykalgraves February 09, 2012
when a guy wearing briefs drops his pants and pulls his briefs up tight and narrow around his junk letting the pube-fro hang out the sides, giving a white stripe up the middle and darker fur to the sides. it works best while presenting head level to someone, by standing on a table or straddling a chair. pumping also helps.
"jimbo got up on the table in the middle of the party and sported the squirrel tail and we got kelly to turn around just in time to get a face full of squirrel tail."
by mungpo February 02, 2010
Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.
by gower_lover March 31, 2011
When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".
by Cramerica Industries January 09, 2007
A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'
P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
by Toastybunzzz November 04, 2022
The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...
but visit it...look them up and call them
seriously you dont wanna miss it.
but visit it...look them up and call them
seriously you dont wanna miss it.
by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009