soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

by mcdinger May 17, 2014

soggy dough

A nickname for shit play during sex where the feces are like soggy bread dough.

Dude last night was kinky. She even did a soggy dough on my stomach.

by The sauciest of sauce July 16, 2015

soggy

To get intoxicated to the point where you can still keep a pleasant conversation with someone but are still pretty drunk.

"Yo Ben, are we getting soggy tonight?"
"yeah bud, we're getting super sogs"

by saskatooon July 20, 2015

soguard

When you pull your dick out on a random girl and claim to the cops that you know her.

Friend 1: " Dude, the cops are looking for you. They say you pulled your dick out on a woman at walmart."

Friend 2: "Wtf. I thought it was my ex-girlfriend?"

Friend 1: "OMG. Don't lie bro, you are such a Soguard!"

by BabySweat December 19, 2015

Soggy slot

A soggy pussy that lets a penis just slide In Without any forcing

Damn man that biatch last night had a soggy slot I almost stuck it in her booty just to dry off

by Jason nosaj January 9, 2016

soggy boxers

a blowjob given through the underwear.

Dude I totally got soggy boxers last night. It's not as good as a blowjob, but better than nothing.

by ahelpfulneighbor September 9, 2016