Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'

A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'

by llihp notwen August 31, 2019

pink shirt

when you accidentally put a red sock in with white shirts

Man, my pink shirt sucks.
At least it's not red.

by curghi March 29, 2020

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me

“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means”

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

turf shirt

A shirt with your turf on it

I gotta go get my turf shirt ese

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020

shirt vaging

Wearing a shirt but no undies or pants. (The male version is called shirtcocking.)

I like working from home because I don’t have to get dressed. For zoom calls I’ve just been shirt vaging.

by CookingMobster70 May 17, 2020

Bogan shirt

Sunburn or tan on the upper arms and shoulderblades, caused by someone habitually or suddenly spending lots of time in the sun while wearing a singlet or sleeveless shirt.

Went on holiday to Kuta. Look at the bogan shirt I picked up!

by WhatcanIusethatisntalreadytake August 16, 2020

zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

by Newlingophile August 19, 2020