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Bass Pro Redneck

A wanna be redneck that lives within a short driving distance of a major city and enjoys all the luxuries of said city, but act like they live in nowhere, Alabama. generally buy all their gear at bass pro shop, dress like a cowboy, drive around in a over sized brand new truck, listen to Luke Bryan and Taylor swift, work in a successful trade yet act like they are oppressed and hate immigrants.
Look at that Bass Pro redneck, probably never dug out a shit house in his life.
by Shmavery September 23, 2019
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concrete redneck

A social clique that likes to go muddin' and fishin', wear camo and dirty boots, but they live in the suburbs and have never done a day's hard work on a real farm.
I thought Tommy was really country the way he talked about muddin', but he drives his mom's car and lives in the 'burbs...he's just a concrete redneck.
by punch out September 20, 2009
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Jersey Redneck

There are more Jersey Rednecks than you once believed!

Jersey rednecks typically dwell in backwood areas within Philadelphian surburbs, where there is still plenty of rural land for the blue collar folk. Almost every Jersey redneck owns a chevy pickup truck, which they park in their "driveway", which is not really a driveway but an area of their lawn in which grass isn't growing. Their front yards are home to various appliances and vehicles that no longer function, somehow finding their way there. Jersey rednecks love Marlboro cigarettes (because Newports are for "negroes" and Camels are for "A-rabs"), Skoal, Budweiser, Natural Ice and especially Keystone. The origins of their slow southern accent is mysterious, though speculation reveals that it is probably from listening to too much Lynyrd Skynyrd. Instead of "you guys" they will say "youz guys", and "tuh'marry" instead of "tomorrow". The Jersey redneck's idea of a dream vacation is a week-long trip to Wildwood.
No one thought hicks lived so far north until the Jersey redneck was discovered.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 6, 2004
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northern redneck

northern rednecks are special. coming from the north they are if anything a more backwoods people. northern rednecks enjoy dippin, smokin, drinkin, muddin, fishin and huntin and things of that nature. northern rednecks in my experience and being one tend to be more racist and dont think nothin of it. by the way there are alot of rednecks in places like pennsylvania and ohio and love copenhagen and pabst blue ribbon. (lord knows I do)
(northern redneck1) Hey will you wanna go drift the tractor in the snow?
(northern redneck 2) Hell yea but i gotta go get a can of cope first.
by rebelman95 December 11, 2010
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Web redneck

The kind of person you see at any forum or in the Youtube comments harassing without valid arguments or using fallacies to anything they disagree with. Many of them don't know even to type OK, or they make mistakes on purpose, because they think it'll make them look badass and rude, but actually the whole forums laughs at him. Their age uses to be 12-19.
-Yura beech don't listen this stupid musick!

-You have a one week ban, little Web redneck.
by Rodkor July 5, 2012
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Pomeroon Redneck

A person who was born or have roots in the Pomeroon River of the South American County of Guyana 🇬🇾.
These Pomeroon Rednecks posting on Facebook all day and not coming back to check them farm.
by Wuthless April 3, 2018
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dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
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