Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.

Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*

by VikingBrewman666 May 31, 2010

Keg Race Blue Team

The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.

Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!

Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.

Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team

Robbie: Ya... boo ya

by Five Dollars October 12, 2009

drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010

Sack Race

When someone runs a race with their nuts or testicles out of their pants.

Yo man i sack raced Tom and i won,with my nuts out on the street.

by Panouch March 12, 2008

snail race

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009

Nog Race

A game of mario kart with four players, usually on rainbow road, where friendships are broken and enemies made. The loser of this intense race is dutifully obligated to chug a quart of egg nog, usually ending with their puking the still cold nog right back up.

Man, that was one hell of a nog race last night, Tim puked everywhere.

by morales3rdnip September 13, 2011