River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.
"River is the goat."
"River"
"River"
by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023
Get the Rivermug. The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017
Get the Bridge on the river Kokmug. pearl river central high school is where a lot of fake ass people are, they always fight about the most childish shit. it’s also an 3/5 rating place, where the food taste like shit, but don’t get me wrong, some people there are amazing! so please come to pearl river central high school!
by nunyobussinessss November 12, 2019
Get the pearl river central high schoolmug. by ange February 5, 2005
Get the Pine River Pondmug. When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
Get the River North Landminemug. Has a 10-inch penis and fingerbangs everyone's mothers while eating out your sister at the same time.
by CoochieCooker69 November 10, 2020
Get the Rivermug. by Noahthenoah November 4, 2022
Get the RIVERmug.