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raced

To be wired, strung, tweaked out, or simply fucked up on large amounts of stimulants.

Could also be used to describe a really antsy or eager mood.
Billy: I'm so tired.
Bob: Not me I stayed up all night last night! I'm fucking raced!

John: Hey man, you ready to party tonight?
Joe: Hell yeah, I'm so raced.
by whenizone- June 9, 2011
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boy racer

A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues September 14, 2008
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Racepist

A person who commits sexual assault on the basis of race.
"Man, that Mary Kay Letourneau is a total racepist."
by pants_for_ants February 27, 2009
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Tux-Racer

(n) An awsome game that comes on any good linux distro. It involves steering a 3-D penguin down a slope and collecting fish at speeds exceeding 80mph! If your linux disto dont come with Tux-Racer, than you need to change to one that does.
Hah! I beat your time and your fish count in Tux-Racer!
by rmw889 May 20, 2004
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Racer X

Racer X is Rex Racer - Speed Racer's brother.
In the movie, he fakes his death to protect his family from harm from the big industrial racing corporation. He keeps his identity a secret not only with a mask and sunglasses, but also got a surgical "makeover" on his face to change his identity. He later on in the movie reveals his face to Speed, but Speed doesn't recognize him due to the surgery.
Since Super Smash Brothers Brawl just recently came out, you'll probably be thinking to yourself, "Damn, that guy reminds me of Captain Falcon!
As soon as Racer X stepped out of his car to help that Asian guy, I thought to myself "HOLY SHIT, it's Captain Falcon!"
by Evadrol May 10, 2008
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rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
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Furo Racecraft

A Furo racecraft is a place where you can get your racecar hacked to death. The only thing the place is good for is wasting sawzall blades. The owner is a complete douche bag that will lie to your face about the time of day.

Ironicaly, the same moron that would lie about the time of day and who claims to be so busy that he cant answer a phone, is now making clocks with his name on it. Of course, the time is never right because he has no concept of what time really is.

2. To hack something up is to "Furo" something

3. A Furo Fest is an event to try to salvage a dying business that is run by a moronic, lying, con artist.

4. A place that has hacked up more than one "famous" guys car from chicago. he's done it to many different people around the midwest

5. A "furo check" is a check that is written on a closed bank account
Famous Furo Racecraft quotes:

"Sure, I can get it done by then or maybe 6 months later"

"If my name is on it, I'll have to cut more of it apart and really fuck it up"

"Advertising is not worth my time"

"Of course it takes 4 months to cut a car up, didnt you know that?"

"sure it's done, I'll bring it out on tuesday. I just wont tell you which tuesday that it will be"

"Will you please swing on my coin purse?"
by Harold Furo March 6, 2008
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