poonancy

Someone who seems to be PMSing all the time. They are always complaining, and everything has to be perfect.

Josh was being such a poonancy today, he was always PMSing.

by nick4tuna May 2, 2006

Poison Poop

A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.

- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!

by stoolhardener September 12, 2010

What's Your Poison?

An awesome podcast that talks about anything that makes people uncomfortable. Like awkward sex, brutal crimes, and anything taboo, all while drinking some sort of appropriate alcohol. Booze & Taboos.

-Have you heard the new episode of 'What's Your Poison?'
-No, why?
-She had to explain fisting to her grandmother!

by Moxology September 23, 2019

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Poisonous Henry

The act of a male using a book or another clamping object to clap his gonorrhea into the mouth of his sexual affiliate.

Dude, I totally poisoned her Henry last night.I can't believe that she let me give her a Poisonous Henry, disgusting!

by ZAK O February 20, 2010