Jack Pandya

Top geeza with an absolutely massive knob

Jack Pandya is packing

by BigBaller99999 July 31, 2022

Henry Paddack

A British boy who puts Bros before Hos

Henry Paddack is autistic

by CrazyMan6136 September 12, 2022

Carol Paddock

a fucking bitch that is sexist to fucking boys gives sudden quizes out of fucking no way

carol paddock is a bitch

by idontfuckingliebozo September 26, 2022

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

Dawgy Paddle

That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.

“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”

by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023

Toppa piddy

Slang for giving "top" (aka a blowjob) to a piddy

Dude, I love just giving toppa piddy!

by Piddy enthusiast April 19, 2024

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024