Poopyhead

One of or relating to a shithead. Or a person named Nathan Colby Crisp.

Nathan's such a poopyhead!

by sp00py.spells November 19, 2018

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

poopy mcjergonson

When you have to poopreally bad, but the septic system is backed up so you have to poop in a bag.

This morning I had to take a poopy mcjergonson because the toilet was clogged.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019

poopy schmoopy

Something you call brown and smelly and slimy.
An adjective.

My poop was really poopy schmoopy this morning.

by soaked taint March 5, 2019

Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.

Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."

by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019

Poody

A colored spot on the floor mainly found in parking garages they are usually are black but they come in many colors. Rare poody is green and red these colors are very valuable and rare. It can also be used as an insult.

Hubert cumberdale : you look like a poody

Jeremy Fisher: I’m telling on you

by Nigjetbv June 15, 2019

Poopy cocka doody

Pure got garbage! Shit.

Your hair looks like poopy cocka doody!

by Spaceherpe June 26, 2019