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Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking
Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.
by GrandyPants September 28, 2022
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Ground floor movement

A movement whose members believe that society is totally crupt to the core, and that the present society will have to be abolished and another one put together from screach.

They seek to overthrow at the nations of the world and evacuate all the people from the cities to the collectives farms in the country side. The all knowledge of the world will then be used to build a new civilization, and to avoid the mistakes of the old one. The people that run the world politicians, bankers, cops ect. will be reeducated at a reeducation camp.
The new society would be socialist. There would be no drug laws, or age of consent laws or it would be set at 12. And all nonneccessary laws would be abolished. In other words there would be no laws except for things like murder.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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chocolate floor

A type of sex game when one person shits on the floor. Popular amongst furry and lgbtq community
Jackson: "Make chocolate floor"
Stephen "Yes Master"
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.
When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
by Clayluver April 9, 2004
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Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
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Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017
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2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office
Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism
by Stemsize June 17, 2020
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