An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
Get the crab apple suprisemug. by Linden&James December 5, 2024
Get the Caribbean Crab Bitemug. When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022
Get the Mud crabmug. The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024
Get the Pennsylvania Crab Walkmug. The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022
Get the pocket crabsmug. When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
Get the Maryland Crab friesmug. 