Money Shorts

A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.

Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.

by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013

boob money

A money that has been held in a bra

"Dude that is boob money"

"I would give you money but all I have is boob money"

by Noners September 20, 2014

No money, no trunny

If you don’t state your government name; you’re a catfish.

Police officer: State your government name!
Shoplifter: *says nothing*
Onlooker: No money, no trunny!

by winters23 December 18, 2018

Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.

Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.

by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009

Money Drain

A person (usually a woman) who can walk into a grocery store for one thing, and end up walking out with twenty fucking things!

Dammit woman, I'm broke again, You're such a Money Drain! Let me just pull another Benjamin out of my ass!

by Haywood_Jablome February 22, 2020

money motivator

Self made, money maker a go getter. All about making money. Money talks and i listen. Motivated by money

Bee's all about her money.. she is a m$m a real money motivator.

by Queen B33 April 12, 2017

Money Cone

A cone made from plain A4 to hold loose change

Boy1: is putting loose coins in a homemade cone
Girl:MONEY CONE!

by brizvvvv June 24, 2010