phone face

a girl who sounds hot on the phone, but in person makes you throw up in your mouth. Reference: butterface

that girl sounded hot but when i saw her that bitch had phone face!

by zackburns86 February 15, 2008

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith May 13, 2005

cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

by Alli in wonderland October 28, 2007

Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.

Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone

by Kutey March 21, 2010

Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

Trap Phone

A phone that is cheap and doesn't work right.

Person 1: hey what kinda phone is THAT
Person 2: oh this is my trap phone

by TrapPhoneAFEll03 June 23, 2017

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010