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Nerd Hair 

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.
Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.
Nerd Hair by ray123455 May 30, 2009
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Nerd-Hot 

Adj. A person (usually female) who is not necessarily hot in the traditional sense of the word. This person may be considered somewhat universally attractive, but they have certain aspects of their personality, style of dress, and/or appearance that make them particularly appealing to nerds (i.e. a woman who likes comic books or roleplaying games, wears glasses and t-shirts depicting nerd subject matter, plays characters in nerdy films and TV shows, and/or who may be outside more popular social circles, for example). Note that a person who is nerd-hot need not necessarily be a nerd themselves.
Dude, do you think Tina Fey and Felicia Day are hot?

Nah, they're nerd-hot.
Nerd-Hot by GM_Drance July 27, 2011

nerd posse 

(Aust) n.

1) A collective noun for nerds.

2)That group of nerds at any university responsible for nerd tagging or nerdish graffiti.
1) The conference on mathematical methods in physics was a veritable posse of nerds.

2) The Nerd posse pwned the uni toilets. It was almost impossible to take a crap without encountering a formula or two.
nerd posse by Costa Del Barto June 27, 2006

Nerd Bomb 

(N):Nerd Bomb
(V): To nerd bomb

-When a person says a pedantic fact that disrupts the flow of conversation/obliquely defeats an argument.
Train Guard: Sorry sir but you can't board the train without your tickets.

Father: I must have lost them on the tube.

Train Guard: Well if you tried to board a plane with no ticket, they wouldn't let you on would they?

Father: Well, yes they would because they'd have your e-ticket and passport information.

Train Guard: =O

-A while later-

Son: Wow Dad that was such a Nerd Bomb.
Nerd Bomb by LeadFarmer December 18, 2012

Nerd Syndrome 

A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.
*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”

“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
Nerd Syndrome by Daddy Jack February 16, 2018

nerd bleed 

a nose bleed that occurs without reason
melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test
nerd bleed by imer February 11, 2005