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Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.
I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”
by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019
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Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.
by Deeptot January 6, 2021
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Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
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Isaiah Nap

When you plan to take short nap and instead hours pass by, so long you forget everything that happened beforehand.

A long nap that is akin to a food coma after Thanksgiving, but taken intentionally without the need for food intake.
1: Man I just woke up
2: How long did you even sleep for
1: Oh it was nice, it was a little Isaiah Nap, so just a long time.
by tre_swift October 25, 2025
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Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 May 25, 2018
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Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.
Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.
by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025
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