The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.
by AShrekle February 7, 2018

To do the Mountain Bandit Broil you must bring your woman to the top of Mount Everest. Strip her nude and place her in a large cauldron filled with beef broth and oysters. You then insert a wooden spoon into her vag to clean out the inside to fill it with your broth. You then drink the broth that spills out of her vag, spit it in her face, and then grab all her clothes and belongings she had and flee the mountain with them like the bandit you are leaving her stranded, nude, and with a pussy full of broth and oysters.
"damn dude why is Michael so rich?"
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."
"Michael is the best at pawning items from The Mountain Bandit Broil."
by The Mountain Bandit March 2, 2022

a scene set on unforgiving terrain in a movie or tv show that was obviously shot on a green screen instead of on location
by white_boy July 15, 2019

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.
by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.
by REhill92 June 5, 2013

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams
Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.
by MHHB4L December 19, 2018
