Moose bomb

When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.

Dominic went into work tonight only to walk into a moose bomb

by Culatr January 16, 2018

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020