john moose

John MOOSE

JOHN MOOSE

by Flaming cheese November 27, 2018

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.

OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.g “oh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021

Moose huff

The mounds of pussy lips in tight underwear… also known as camel toe

The dirty old moose huff

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers

“I moose fucked sara so hard”

by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025

Stick moose

This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.

Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.

by Jbird14 February 26, 2024