mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020

Mentally blocked

When you really hate someone and wanna block them but they don’t hate you and you don’t want to seem rude, so you imagine that you blocked them to make yourself feel better.

That guy is now mentally blocked

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.

Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020

Ford mentality

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around

Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality

Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others

by Muayad October 4, 2020

Mental stick

A thin wooden pole with some sort of metal thing on top, usually is sold at "the cum bucket" or you can pre-order the latest version online.
Side-notes:
is completely different from a knife
Is usually very expensive

Stand back! I got a mental stick and I'm not afraid to use it!

by MishonSticks® April 11, 2017

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017