matt peq

a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.

guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty

by Pee cock August 29, 2020

Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006

Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.

Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

MATT

Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers

That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT

by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017

matt stone

One of the creators of my favorite shows ever...south park! :D He does the voice of Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and many others. He's also pretty cute, I've never seen anyone pull off the Jew Fro look quite like him.

matt stone and trey parker are the geniuses behind south park

by 19145 January 2, 2010

Matt

Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish

Shags Cats
Does Incest

OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt

by I'm a fat February 26, 2020

matt and abi

Matt and Abi are a cute couple that can’t find any reason to split up , they love each other indefinitely and whenever they are not together all they can think about is seeing each other again. Overall Matt and Abi are a brilliant couple

“Matt and Abi are so cute together “

by Matt Round December 2, 2018