Matt skube

He’s a news man. Ottawa

« Matt skube? Hell yeah man. »

by iamanunknownperson September 9, 2022

Matt Lauer

An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.

I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.

by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021

Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.

Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan

by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021

matt bencivango

matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems

Did you just mass murder the jews?
sorry i thought i was matt bencivango

by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021

matt meola

Dolphin that is land based

man that guys a matt meola

by Billy Masila October 17, 2008

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020