uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.

That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.

by Thimbleconfused January 1, 2019

Matt skube

He’s a news man. Ottawa

« Matt skube? Hell yeah man. »

by iamanunknownperson September 9, 2022

matt murphy

Matt Murphy's typically dont have many friends. They usually have younger brothers who are much cooler and are more slick with the ladies then Matt is. Most people feel bad for Matt

Matt Murphy is a complete loser.

by zzzzzxxxxx December 6, 2016

matt bencivango

matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems

Did you just mass murder the jews?
sorry i thought i was matt bencivango

by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021

matt meola

Dolphin that is land based

man that guys a matt meola

by Billy Masila October 17, 2008

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020

Dirty Matt

To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum

"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"

"He is doing a dirty Matt"

by PeninsulaPuppet November 28, 2020