Andreas Menes

very sexy guy

girl (sikkert ida): Omg look he so sexy
me (theodor): Omg andreas menes you so fine

by teddywestside101 May 7, 2025

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 6, 2016

jewell and miles

Two kids who met and are very shy towards each other. Only have met once or twice but will soon rule the world together! Love at first sight...

We could be like Jewell and miles one day.

by Unicorn porn xxx March 14, 2017

Alfie George milnes

A very sexy character, loves to have sex 24/7, is very choosy on who he likes in his bed but just call him fat and he'll lift the quilt up straight away. Be careful of Alfie George milnes, he's a wild one

Ooh Alfie George milnes, you're fat, let me in your bed!

by The big d is what I want July 23, 2017

Doin a miles

When you smack a bitches booty while she is singing fat hoes

Last night I was doin a miles

by Big bitches only October 7, 2019

I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019