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Mike Shinoda 

Very sexy man-whore who only married Anna to make us all jealous. Has nice long fingers and lifted up his top. Has a Sexy Bunny Hat clan in his honor on the LPMB and should show a bit of appreciation and visit it!!!!!
Also see: SEXY MAN-WHORE
Mike Shinoda by Sexy Mizzle January 24, 2004
1. bench warming
2. water boy
3. play basketball twenty-four seven
1 & 2. "Hey, is anyone doin' the mikee's today"
3. "Are you pro, do you mikee?"
mikee by crew2010 March 6, 2008
A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
Mike by dave555123 November 21, 2010

mike portnoy 

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.
This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.
mike portnoy by deldelda July 29, 2004
An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.
Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.
Mike by forksandspoons February 26, 2011

Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....
"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"