Max Martin

Max is a small chubby human who is fucking retarded and weak asf he is mainly known for being a nonce towards children normally sexually attracted to them he bribes them with his Xbox gift cards alothough they have already been redeemed

Definition of max Martin; That max sure is a fat nonce

by TANK EVAND November 14, 2019

gay like martin

when you are too gay for words

did you see that girls hairstyle, it was totally gay like martin.

by missemma March 19, 2008

Bald Martin

The GNOAT (the greatest nonce of all time) Also a synonym for god and Morgan Hudson’s dad

Bald Martin and Stephen Tries like little kiddies

by AdamJohnson123 November 10, 2019

slappy martin

this has the same definition as a slappy dave but can be used as an alternative.

Aussie Jewel is so hot, I bet she loves the slappy martin.

by mortpig July 7, 2004

emily martin

An Emily Martin is a type of girl who watches anime ( a Japanese Animated cartoon ) and Dan and Phil on YouTube! She loves food and usually associates with boys called Ethan Head!

Person 1: There's that Emily Martin eating food whilst talking to Ethan head!

Person 2: Oh yeah!!

by __x.georgia.x__ August 24, 2017

joseph steven martin

mad thug kid, everybody wishes that they were him nobody is even close to as cool as him great person and even better friend, like his persinality his eyes are amazingly beautiful a smile that could bright'n up an eclips

a very intellagent kid with greay potential and can do anything that he puts his mind to, a real people pleaser and great with friends usually joseph steven martins travel in packs with there enormouse families

hey the lights are out "joseph steven martin" come here and smile so we can see

by thuggy123 July 14, 2011

dominic james martin

A really sexy guy who has a huge penis, a great personality and is loved by everyone especially hot girls

Dominic James Martin is just so amazing

by Harryboi88795 June 8, 2017