It's a place where a bunch of third live and adidas everywhere, teachers don't give a crap about you, a home for Luce, and a place where everyone wants to get on drama
by Ndjdjdjdk April 19, 2016
Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!
by meidhex22 July 24, 2010
by Salty Joe December 12, 2008
A high school full of rich kids that think they're considered rednecks because they only wear camouflage clothing and boots. Most of them waste all their parent's money on dip and cigarettes that they only use in school's parking lot for the attention. On the weekends these fake rednecks take their brand new trucks out mudding and don't even bother to wash them afterwards so that they look "cool" when they roll into school on Monday.
EAST LAKE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT:
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...
Person 2: Where? I can't see him.
Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.
Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.
Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.
Person 2: They'll never see him coming.
by not an el slop June 12, 2013
A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.
by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017
Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.
by PassDaBoof420 June 05, 2022