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Kyle Hooves

A horse that likes to stalk people and even has a Youtube channel. Last seen on August 15, 2016.
Person 1: Did I see something move outside?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Kyle Hooves.
by SkyTheGreatOne December 6, 2021
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Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022
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Klempoid is basically a stupid ass person who has only got two brain cells while playing Counter Strike
Why the fuck did you buy an AWP without armor, you fucking klempoid?!
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Kylee Cobb

Short, sweet, and funny. always shows her love. best nicknames. very pretty. very loveable
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Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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Kyle James

Kyle James

A man who is: amazing, gorgeous, charming and practically perfect. He has captivating eyes that sparkle with mischief. He always is dependable and has an uncanny ability to know when people are struggling and is alway there for people who need him. Kyle can spin any situation and make someone laugh even when inappropriate. He is super confident and can adjust to any circumstance. He has a tendency to live life to the fullest and is always the life and soul of any party. Never afraid to give their opinion they are usually justified and has sound reasoning.

Kyle excels in most things he does and is keen to show others how to do things. He doesn’t suffer fools easily however but his friendship once earned is one you will hold for life. Kyle is unaware how captivating he is to others and this is part of his charm. He is extremely thoughtful and generous and often puts others before his own needs. When Kyle opens up to you, be prepared to connect with someone with your whole heart. He is passionate, caring, funny, and is known for listening and always helping others.

He will have you thinking salacious thoughts when you least expect it. If he’s smiling he’s thinking about it, if he’s laughing he’s already done it. The chemistry begins in the mind with Kyle but will quickly set you on fire.

When you get this guys attention you are done for and there is no escape.
Every lady needs a Kyle James in their life
by Honest review January 8, 2022
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