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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
mugGet the Knob shandymug.

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014
mugGet the rectal knobbingmug.

knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.
by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019
mugGet the knob knucklemug.

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions
There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.
by testacular August 16, 2016
mugGet the knob gobblermug.

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.
Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin
by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020
mugGet the Knob slobbinmug.

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.
I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.
by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021
mugGet the Knob Gobblermug.

Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.
Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!
by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015
mugGet the Knobmug.

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