when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
by Mateplz November 21, 2016
Get the Knob Goblinmug. The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009
Get the Knob notchingmug. by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
Get the Knob gobblermug. by bed sheet April 5, 2022
Get the knobmug. A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis October 6, 2012
Get the Knob Conkermug. Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.
Can also be a fucking big Knob twat
Can also be a fucking big Knob twat
by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018
Get the knob twatmug. In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."
"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
Get the Knob Blobbinmug.