neville jones 

much like daniel cambell, neville jones is the second largest crackhead in surrey, his love for the cock is much stronger and can often be found whoring himself behind bus stops for smokes. neville's are rarely seen in the wild and may require a trap using smokes as bait to be seen.

damn that neville guy smokes everything....just today he has smoke 15 dubes, 8 poles and about an 80 rock while i waited for me bus

neville jones by bobinder January 24, 2005

Mike Jones 

a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

Mike Jones by C-block December 15, 2008

Bare Bone Jones 

Having sex with a girl without a condom.

-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.

Bare Bone Jones by B. Anthony February 28, 2009

Mr. Jones Triple

When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.

My girl Roberta was was cumming over the top after we gave her the Mr. Jones Triple!

Mr. Jones Triple by RVJ forever April 29, 2019

mike jones 

a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones

u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones

mike jones by sadfasfdsaf September 8, 2004

Dyke Jones 

A Very Very manly woman. A Lesbian of butch proportions

"Check out Dyke Jones over there"

"Dyke Jones lookin bitch is gonna beat your ass"

Dyke Jones by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005

Amanda Jones 

Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.

Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!

Amanda Jones by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009