Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

A really cool, down to earth funny dude who jokes around but deep down has a good heart and has leadership qualities. A big brother figure in my life

"Joey!"

by joey_fan December 13, 2018

joey rudyk

Someone Who Has A Big Penis And Gets Chicks

joey rudyk has a big penis; Oh I know

by Hgfderty March 4, 2021