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Jesse

All Jesses are meant to spend their life with girls either named Amber or Hannah. Jesse is a sweet guy who can be inapropriate but takes it as a joke. He’s not super short but he’s not tall. He’s usually in a football team and one of the cool boys.
Jesse is so cool!
by Ape.basic November 19, 2017
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Jesse

wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
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Jesse

A guy who will break your heart within a week of dating him yes he might seem like a nice person but when you start to get close to him, he acts like a complete jerk who doesn’t know his place. He likes anime well just Naruto which can get boring at times and he will only talk about that and if you date him he doesn’t bring you up to any of his friends. He also only dated girls that are famous in any way. So just watch out for a guy named Jesse.
Me-“Jesse is soooo hot” friend-“but Jesse is also a jerk and heartless so be careful
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gio and jess

Best couple out there. They might go through a lot of rough times but they will never fully give up on each other.
Gio and Jess are soulmates.
friend 1: man i wanna be inlove like gio and jess

friend 2: gio and jess really are meant to be
by pussyde$tr0yer November 22, 2021
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Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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jesse

bob:hey its jesse

zach:Naw thats a clifford
by T-rexboy69 November 18, 2020
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Juicy jess

Someone who’s addicted to buying Juicy Couture.
Oi Oi juicy jess! You’re looking very juicy!
by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025
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