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Jade

Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.
My best friend jade, kissed me.
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Very athletic and attractive. Afraid to open up to everyone and keeps it in. Has a perfect smile and can get all the guys, yet she is self conscious about herself. Stays strongn through the pain and is a great friend. She is very positive and outgoing and can talk to anyone. Likes to jam to music in her room and dance like nobody is watching.
"i want a Breanna Jade she's great"
by Breanna jade March 14, 2017
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Jade

I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.

If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
Jade is a good male friend to have.
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
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Jade

March 2021.

ADJECTIVE.

Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.

ETYMOLOGY.

Derived from:

1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).

Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.

2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."

Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."

2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
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Jade

A friendly and kind hearted person who loves eating old milk.
oh.. she is such a jade.
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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Jade

I LYK THIS DRESS VERI VARy MUCH
Jade.
*Opens shein and goes to reviews*
The Reviews:
According to all known laws of aviation
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