Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

joey swift

A sexy bastard with a 4.3 inch penis that wants to destroy Kats bean

"Ima get Joey swift vext asf so he smashes me in"

by Dino boy 1 April 2, 2017

Joey Logano

When someone does something so incredibly childish but they are a grown ass adult

Dude 1: dude gimmie back my credit card I gotta get the new DLC

Dude 2: *whines* no fairrrr I wanna buy Starbucks but I’m broke

Dude 1: bro stop acting like Joey Logano when he doesn’t win a race

by Ghost Leviathan June 20, 2022

Joey

joey is the nicest,sweetest,prettiest,hottest,kindest,smartest person youll ever.meet

he's such a Joey

by fart_attack November 21, 2021

Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021