by The big lewis jones September 26, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
Get the jessica cerbomug. The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
by Xikenneth July 13, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020
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Get the Jessica Reevesmug.