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Jessica

That Jessica was cute smart and extremely not funny could not make anyone laugh
Omg this person is so Jessica
by The big lewis jones September 26, 2025
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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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jessica cerbo

The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her

Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
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Jessica

The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
Boy 1 - Do you know Jessica?

Boy 2 - Yes! She’s so hot
by Xikenneth July 13, 2023
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Jessica

"A girl that is super loyal and sexy shes nice and easy to fall inlove with"
Jared:Hey u heard of jessica
Alex:yeah
Jared:I like her and shes super loyal asf
by YoniceppImao October 26, 2020
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Jessica Reeves

She is the most fakest person you'll ever meet
If you meet a "Jessica Reeves: don't be friends with her, she is retarded and fake
by Dr.James C May 12, 2020
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