Irish Stew

When a drunk girl is giving you head and she throws up all over your dick and then you cum in her mouth. She will then suck the throw up off of your dick and swallow the cum and barf.

Mom-"Honey are you hungry?"
Daughter-"No I'm ok, Mr.Teddoldi gave me some irish stew last night."

by Mr.Teddoldi October 19, 2008

Irish party favor

Whenever someone motorboats a drunken man's penis.

I can't believe that hot chick gave Dave an Irish party favor last night.

by welfarewarrior December 31, 2010

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.

by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018

Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010

Irish Jackhammer

Ir·ish jack·ham·mer ahy-rish jak-ham-er (Verb)
The act of a man with a small penis pounding away mercilessly at a woman's vagina in attempt to get deeper.
(Noun) Small penis of any nationality.

I was having sex with this big girl. I had to give her the Irish jackhammer for her to even feel it!

by Rock Manwood November 10, 2011

irish carnival

The brain of the dumbest, most incompetent individual you know. Such a stupid mind that nothing they say makes sense or nothing they do is cool or exciting.

"Man, my idiot friend Jake's mind is such an Irish Carnival. He literally can't read, write ,or spell."

by voneman May 2, 2017

Lemon Irish Detonator

A hard lemon drink that is composed of one of two combinations of liquor depending on region. It is a shooter of sorts and its purpose is to seem more potent than it actually is, thus the "Lemon". It is however rather exotic in taste and will get you pretty smashed without caution.

West Coast:

2 Parts Lemonade
1 Part Irish Whiskey
1 Part Vodka
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

East Coast:

2 Parts lemonade
1 Part American Whiskey
1 Part Gin
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

Hey Charlie lets go flip some LIDs (Lemon Irish Detonator) at the pub.

by El Dante May 29, 2009