monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

Hold my tweak

A plea for emotional support when you feel you are about to mentally breakdown or crashout

"Seeing my ex with someone new? Yeah...someone better hold my tweak before I make a scene."

"When I saw my exam grade, I was like 'Girl! hold my tweak.'"

by bressiebros433 April 28, 2025

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

Hippie Hold

When you're smoking somebody out, after they get a hit or so you hold on to the piece for and extra amount of time when you know they're really jonesing and make them listen to your stories that take forever to tell. (usually your already in the right state of mind).

"Yeah man, that was a totally awesome Hippie Hold we pulled on ken earlier!" said Clayton to Autumn. "Yeah no doubt!"

by clayjay April 14, 2010

Holding up 4 fingers

Holding up 4 fingers means you love jessie

Omg their holding up 4 fingers they love jessie

by Urmom8o5 May 17, 2022

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019