hawk tuah

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by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Hawk Tuah

Spit on that thang.

Ahhh you got to give him that hawk tuah!

by Kasperliss June 18, 2024

All talk, no hawk

Used to describe a person that uses suggestive language to ingratiate themselves into a relationship or friend group with no intention or willingness to follow through.

The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.

That girl sounds like a freak, but she's all talk, no hawk.

by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024

Dearborn hawk

A Dearborn hawk is a guido esque male typically in his teenage years that lives for attention. Consisting of tattoos, always showing off for the girls, driving like a complete moron in his car his dad barely can afford and spending long nights or “sahras” at hookah lounges, gas station parking lots, or in his other hawks friends garage playing 400 while also smoking hookah. Their language consists of Arabic and English mixed with derogatory terms and having to include wallah bro and on the Quran in every sentence.

he’s such a Dearborn hawk, he drove down ford road 5 times making sure to downshift right at the bp, he wore glasses while its 10pm and managed to have a hookah cup in his car.

by Beakedmoney April 30, 2024

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

Chicken Hawk

A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.

I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.

by anonymous April 20, 2025

hawks

a really really hot 24 year old fictional man

“Hello”

“hawks hawks hawks hawks”

by Amajiki September 29, 2022