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Mr.Hands

A video that shows a man taking a horse cock in his ass. In the video the man whine and cries until the horse cums in his ass. The sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. But it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. The horse cock is so big that it rubs through the man's colon and he later dies, but not on video.
Bob: Hey Bill watch Mr.Hands it is so funny.

Bill: O.K. it sounds cool.
(next day)
Bob: Did you watch it.

Bill: Yeah, I though it was really cool. I wanna try it.
by Aeilspear March 1, 2008
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shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
by Pink Dog July 30, 2008
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Handsome Jon

Same as above:
An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Jon specifically cannot have the last name Arnold. Having, or being referred to as Arnold at any point makes a Jon ineligible for the title of Handsome Jon
Wow, look at that guy Jon, he's so handsome it's Handsome Jon
by not Arnold April 10, 2005
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dirty hands

an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother
when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded
by Sexydimma December 9, 2013
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Two Hands

One of the greatest Australian films of all time. Plenty of blood and guts and fuckin good cars. Top story as well.
"Shoties are good, mate".
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.
by Superbowl Xv April 10, 2018
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Pittsburgh Handshake

Engaging in a sexual act in an abandoned or derelict retail establishment
I went behind Century III Mall and gave him the ol' Pittsburgh Handshake
by HandyMannyPGH December 17, 2018
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edward everclear hands

when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.
Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.
by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009
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