Hog

When you have a massive penis

Andy Sloan has a huge hog

by Bert31 February 19, 2024

scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

by dalhart February 25, 2015

Gutter Hog

A fat slutty girl known for being the neighborhood tramp.

Yo man if you ever need it you know Shondra is totally a gutter hog, just make sure you wrap up.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 22, 2020

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

Hog Wild

Going hog wild is a state of mind, the state of mind in which you just fuck shit up. It's similar to Danny or Danielle activities.

Man, I'm just gonna go hog wild tonight.

by JimmiBeans April 15, 2024

Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019

Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.

While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate March 9, 2019