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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?
by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021
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Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021
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_bungee.gumm

A sexy ass account who posts content only the real ones can see. _bungee.gumm is like the regular bungee gum. She’s hisoka’s favorite piece of bungee gum. She posts content ranging from explicit to friendly. Nah all of this is a joke follow me tho
Josh: yo you follow @_bungee.gumm?
Some girl who a fan: noooo she hasn’t accepted me🥲
by Lolibeflossin March 5, 2021
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drew gammon

he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.
OMG did you hear about the new kid drew gammon? yeah he’s super chill and funny!
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Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
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frog gummies

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