Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 27, 2021

grass daddy

drug dealer

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"

by 041815 February 16, 2017

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Grass Gaming

Literally Trash. So Bad That They Lie About How Good At Something They Are, And Then You Watch Them Do It And They Are Terrible At It. Kinda Like Playing A Game With A Keyboard Made Of Grass

Person1: yo my guy! The other day I sniped some kid so hard he raged
Person2: dude. you have to stop lying. you playing is like Grass Gaming

by Whenyoudiediediedie August 12, 2021

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Grass

Word used to describe a satisfying or pleasant vibe similar to "sick", "lit" and "dope".
Derives from the German word, "krass" which basically means unexpected or unusual but grass is easier in English.

Not to be confused with "touch grass" which means something else and used for a different context.

Dude, this cherry coke is grass!

by yoshiisfat January 8, 2024