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gorilla tag

hell.

gorilla tag is a game that is pure hell. its full of toxics and modders

you are a gorilla. its all about a game of infection tag.
by shutyourmouthkid June 29, 2024
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gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.
a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
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Gorilla

by ItsBritneyB**** April 26, 2021
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gorilla's house

"Man, look at that mansion! That's a gorilla's house, if I've ever seen one!"
by chickenhouse January 9, 2010
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gorilla smasher

When you have a woman gripped up from behind with one hand and you reach back, shit in the other and smashed her in the face.
Yo last night Dante gave that bitch from the club the Gorilla Smasher.
by Eat My Cherios December 24, 2015
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the gorilla in the room

when you miss something unusual or important in front of you
when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"
by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023
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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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