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goody bag

The act of forcefully inserting your scrotum into someones butthole.
When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.
by Courtney G. Love January 21, 2007
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glory hold

To forcibly grab or imprison a penis extended through a glory hole, or small opening in a bathroom stall, used for anonymous sex.
He put the sad mother in a solid glory hold, then pinned that pizzle with six-inch steel nail, and left the sad sack screaming, bleeding, and moaning, in the grotty mens-room stall.
by Sweety Honeybunz February 21, 2003
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gooey cheese squirt

eat exessive amounts of cheese so diarrhea will occur then sqirt all the rotten cheese smelled diarrhea into her mouth and then begin to exchange it amongst eachother when finished.
"yesterday i went to the wisconsin fair and i ate a wheel a cheese then i felt my stinky diarrhea about to happen so i called my girlfriend up and sayed lets do the gooey cheese squirt"
by the gooey cheese squirt November 7, 2007
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glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
by Ian May 13, 2005
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goofy coon shuffle

the goofy coon shuffle is a very ancient and complex technique where the person with the ball flails there legs in an orderly manner whilst screaming and looking like the goofy coon that they are
hey look at that guy hes doing the goofy coon shuffle, what a fuking mad cunt.
by Dalgety November 25, 2006
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morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
by truth December 26, 2004
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goofy ahh mf

a word only said and expressed from those who are retarded as fuck and get less bitches than a hippo
virgin: goofy ahh mf

man with logic: smd you weird ass faggot
by sinom March 27, 2022
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