goon

A person who clearly is new to motocross and can't ride to save his life. Usually trys too hard and gets in other rider's way by not letting them pass or don't hold their lines. Usually seen on a 90's model bike and wear horrible looking, weird, unmatching gear and think they are cool. They as well tend to ride in higher classes of skill then they should. Extremely annoying and tend to cause harm to people around them.

Usually the goons are the slowest people at the track with the oldest bikes complaining about the track.

by niggabiotch November 20, 2007

goon

someone payed to ride with his AK-47 24/7 and protect the one who payed him. Usually has a black mask over his face and no shirt on. Usually found in a group of three in a vehicle. One in the front in the passenger seat, and two in the back.

"i got my goons ridin wit me"

by Yung Tune January 14, 2008

goon squad

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.

The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.

by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011

gooey duck

The "Gooey Duck" is when you and your lady friend are having sex in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you cum you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and jizz on it. That way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to it's leg.

Dray: I gave Nicole Peaslee a gooey duck when we had sweet HxC sex all night in the pool last night because she is hot and loves my naked body.

Haney: Okay. . .

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

goofy goober

A person who is goofy.and eats monsters!

Dang look at her! She a goofy goober!

by Teisha April 4, 2008

Goofy Golf

A form of miniture golf with more insane obstacles then normal putt putt. For example hit the ball down the tube through the windmill over the water into the hole.

Hey Shane quit being a pussy and come play Goofy Golf with me.

by DatCJ February 13, 2009