Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.
a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022
Get the Cheddar Goblinmug. 
A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy
by trollking63 March 4, 2023
Get the Goblinmug. by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
Get the Slot Goblinmug. Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
by ezfe December 28, 2023
Get the Floor Goblinmug. A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.
Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
by Good-day166 September 12, 2022
Get the Vape Goblinmug. When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.
Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.
Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.
Person 2: damn hope she's okay.
by Mogiew July 22, 2022
Get the Goblin Stylemug.