glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Glass Muncher

A chinese lawnmower.

(spoken with a chinese accent) Yesterday, Mr. Sum Yung Chik was cutting glass with his new Honda glass muncher.

by Batman (but you can call me Bob) March 26, 2008

Glass cutter

Hard Nipples

"Damn those bitches nipples are glass cutters"

by joy1989 January 26, 2010

Giant glass

Who you call when your windshield's busted.

From maine to providence, worcester to cape cod and the islands... Eh, you know the rest.

by birdboy2000 March 20, 2005

glass of water

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

glass cannon

In the context of an (MMO)RPG:

1. Usually refers to the casting classes, i.e. the ones that rely on magic instead of melee.

2. Generally the term applies to any character class that delivers more attack damage than, yet will nevertheless lose in a 1 vs 1 fight to, some standard garden-variety warrior.

Kiting is a glass cannon's best friend.

Warrior1: Dude, I just killed like 10 wizards, woot.

Warrior2: SFW dude, they're glass cannons, and they had already used up all their spells.

by majorcatass August 19, 2007