gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

giffnock

When you accidentally lock your child in a cage

John: oh no! I locked ben in a cage!
Mary: oh dear! Now you have caused a giffnock!

by smallratrig September 4, 2020

Gife

An individual who finds happiness and fulfillment in activities not dependent on a significant other.

Gifes enjoy competitive sports, watching movies and television, and playing video games, among other things.
Gifes prefer to be single and spend their time and money on themselves, they do not look for romantic relationships.

John said no to the party this weekend cause he's got a basketball game on a Saturday night... he's such a gife!

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Gife

An individual who finds happiness and fulfillment in activities that do not require a significant other.
Gifes prefer to be single and pour any extra time or money they have into their own interests.
Gifes enjoy activities such as playing competitive sports, watching movies and TV, and playing video games.

They do not seek romantic relationships and reject the doctrine of "happy wife / happy life"

(instead opting for "happy gife / happy life")

John said no to the party this weekend cause he's got a basketball game on a Saturday night... he's such a gife!

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Giffca

The badass lion from Fire Emblem. Only needs three lines to be one of the coolest characters in the game.

Ike: Why would I call one of the bird kings for help? Giffca is way stronger

Giffca: I have arrived

by Giffca November 17, 2020

GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

giftchrs

giftchrs is a Charli D’amelio fan page with 2.1k she has made video star edits. She has convinced many people to not kill themselves. Giftchrs is a part of the LGBTQ+ community and supports everyone. She has a Christmas surprise for her fans, as she said in her video...

Person 1: OMG I WISH I KNEW giftchrs

Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT!

by Googleit1695 December 2, 2020