One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.

John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.

by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010

Friend whipped

When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"

Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"

Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".

Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.

by Wendy Wantme February 23, 2011

group friend

A person who manages to make one-on-one interactions extrememly awkward, but does not display those characteristics in a group setting.

A person you hang out with in a group, but would never hang out with alone.

"It's so awkward to hang out with him alone, he's better as a group friend"

"Don't leave me alone with him...he's such a group friend"

by katie and megan May 25, 2007

Substitute Friend

A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.

Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.

by Kona Kon Tiki December 20, 2010

closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016

bad friend

Someone who suddenly starts a friendship with their best friends ex after they broke up

That guy is such a bad friend! Someone needs to tell him to stay away from his friend's ex girlfriend!

by disloyaltyisbad March 25, 2016

spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.

1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend

by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011