filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!

teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol

by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010

Fiethen

A pickled german beer with a hint of indian currie flavouring. Favored only by East Germans and despised by most of Europe, grown men have been known to undergo immediate sex changes when drinking only one sip of the fiethen. In fact these men are known as "Fritz" in Germany and have been forced into professions such as prostitution and garbage collecting due to the general public disparagement. Drinking the fiethen while pregnant is highly dangerous and can (if the child survives) lead to children being born with horrific abnormalities. Avoid the fiethen at all costs!

You drank that..... oh my god, now you're a Fiethen.

Get back in your hole Fiethen!

Look its a Fritz Fiethen, run children run!!!

It could be worse, you could be a Fiethen.

by Knowledgeplus January 20, 2011

Filthpot

Descriptor of a person, place, or thing, who can best be likened to a pot of non-descript filth.

"Sure, a hairless cat is awesome in concept, but in practice it's a total filthpot".

by Some Kind of Joker July 9, 2011

fiftygrind

Hustler with more money, or hustling that pays more money than others.

I am fiftygrind...I don't sling nickle.

by Diceandjoker June 6, 2018

filthy alina

When a woman has a man do a head stand while wearing a raiders helmet she then puts chilli garlic on a spin brush and runs toward the man's rectom with the force of a thousand Spartans. She then tips her hat and puts the spin brush back on the bathroom counter.

Mario cheated on my cousin so she gave him a filthy alina, he didnt even change the head on his toothbrush...

by Toungpunchfartbox October 19, 2020

dylan firth

he is the best person you will ever meet he has an amazing sense of humour and is very loyal to his girl he always knows when someone is upset and will always find a way to make them happier all ladies should be looking at this fine piece of meat and love the guy forever

dylan firth means that he pulls a lot of girls and looks up to his idols

by Dylan firth June 25, 2019

R/fiftyfifty

The most fucked up subreddit on the whole platform.

Guy1:I saw a man getting skinned alive on r/fiftyfifty
Guy2:Jesus Christ.

by sciarmy June 21, 2022